OffBeatNYC

hello! New York City is an absolute trip of a place to live, and I cannot stop myself from documenting as much of it as possible. I am always on the lookout for all things off-kilter, off the beaten track, and of course, off beat.


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Season 1, Episode 1: Human Flesh 
“P.F.E.T.A”

Season 1, Episode 1: Human Flesh
“P.F.E.T.A”

Jealous Bitch wine. Yup.

Jealous Bitch wine. Yup.

A woman ordered a raspberry margarita and when the waitress brought it over, she asked, “why isn’t this blue?”

If that’s not affective advertising, I don’t know what is. Seen by Astor Place.

If that’s not affective advertising, I don’t know what is. Seen by Astor Place.

"Is there any TV show you haven’t written an erotic fan faction of?"
“No.”

"Is there any TV show you haven’t written an erotic fan faction of?"
“No.”

Spotted: wild ass cheeks making a desperate bid for freedom. At the south street seaport, manhattan.

Spotted: wild ass cheeks making a desperate bid for freedom. At the south street seaport, manhattan.

In honor of Harry Potter’s birthday, here is an exclusive look at my collection of international HP books.

In order from left to right:
Swedish (II)
French (II)
British English (III)
Gaelic (I)
Hebrew (II)
Italian (IIII)
Spanish (I)
Russian (I)
Hungarian (I)
Czech (I)
Turkish (I)
German (I)
Catalan (II)
Polish (I)
Dutch (III)

Each brought back from the county of that language by me or a good friend.

In honor of Harry Potter’s birthday, here is an exclusive look at my collection of international HP books.

In order from left to right:
Swedish (II)
French (II)
British English (III)
Gaelic (I)
Hebrew (II)
Italian (IIII)
Spanish (I)
Russian (I)
Hungarian (I)
Czech (I)
Turkish (I)
German (I)
Catalan (II)
Polish (I)
Dutch (III)

Each brought back from the county of that language by me or a good friend.

When 22 year-olds attend boozy ceramics painting sessions.

Wow, I should’ve gone to Columbia.

I saw a Very Fuzzy Groundhog in manhattan today!!!

I saw a Very Fuzzy Groundhog in manhattan today!!!